My public blog has become distastefully out of date. The last post was from mid-October. When readers wore earth tones and bought baby snickers by the pound. I did anyway.

Now it's cold. Last night was my first snow. I almost busted my ass twice. but didn't. Thank you adidas.

I had french fries and baked lays for breakfast at noon and dread the idea of having another deep fried lunch. I don't want to have my food delivered--i can't afford to tip the guy $5-10 for braving the snow so i won't have to.

Windchill is a bastard and i have tropical blood. My parents have never seen snowfall.

i miss California.