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last night i went
to my cousin's cotillion. It was a little on the "we be thuggin' " tip, but at least it was festive thuggin'.

Most memorable experience of the evening? I found the following entry in the event program booklet: "Hey Joy, you're such a great friend, I wish you luck ... etc. etc. etc. So Happy 18th Birthday!!! Love, Dinah, status: single, 707-555-8576"

Good lawd almighty.